Lumber Jack Festival

Noun:: People wearing lots of flannel.

Geezus.. You know you're in Wisconsin by the lumber jack festival in here...

by SW3518 December 27, 2010

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.

I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.

by Eushshtb June 12, 2021

lumber jake

A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.

Look at this preposterous lumber jake stealing all of our ladies!

by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018

lumber tycoon 2

Cool Roblox game by defaultio where you cause deforestation and make bands of money doing so

Yo, have you played Lumber Tycoon 2?
I can’t breathe all the trees are gone!

by runningblueowl March 16, 2024

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024