Lindsay Lohan

A Shirley temple mixed with a shooter. Lindsay Lohan is a more “messed up” child star than Shirley temple, just like how the drink messes people up.

Hey man want a Shirley temple? Make it a Lindsay Lohan and I’m in.

by WillyByers July 22, 2020

Lohan syndrome

Abonormally grotesque bowel movement, caused by use of perscription medications.

"Ooh, I just had a serious case of Lohan syndrome."

by Liberaunchy July 23, 2012

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son

Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan

by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020

lohan

(verb): To steal an object in a blatant manner, and when you're called on the deed, insist that it was a gift. (lohanned, lohanning)

When Vladimir Putin lohanned New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's Super Bowl ring and then got called on it, he said that the ring was a gift, which is pretty much a textbook case of lohanning.

by Der Gonkulator June 17, 2013

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.

I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.

by MDUSA April 24, 2018

Lohan

A sweet little guy who draws colorful little figures and is shorter than majority of his friends

There's Lohan, drawing whatever comes to mind.

It just looks like a rainbow?

That's the point.

by Cloudro July 18, 2023

Lohan

Just like a Felix but is an introvert :)

Actually a genuinely good person.

Let’s go to the bar and get LOHANNED!

by Tittyslander March 9, 2021