Lohanned

To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.

"Hey, I just got paid. Let's go down to the Sunset Strip and get completely Lohanned!"

by Paul-Pierre Smalls August 7, 2007

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to consume large ammounts of alcohol and drugs, then make your self vomit. aka "pull the trigger"

i was so drunk last night that i pulled a lohan

by SkoalStraight April 5, 2006

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Lohaning

Lohaning is self medicating before an important function

I have my annual review today so I raided my mother's medicine chest, I am now Lohaning before I go in.

by My fingers feel like ballons March 28, 2012

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Lohans

blue ribbon tits, especially large yet still attractive ones.

D: dude, you see them fucking lohans on her?
J: (thumbs up)

by DoctoRUMS October 11, 2005

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A delicate function perfomed by a certified hooker that begins with her giving oral pleasure to a customer while said customer proceeds to pummel her with quick rabbit punches.

"Dude that hook owes me one sweet lohan for that price."

"I can't believe you lohaned your boss!"

by Frizzooooo April 11, 2008

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