The Lies of the Jedi

Something that Anakin Skywalker managed to see through, causing him to become a Sith and eliminating his fear of the Dark Side of the Force.

Anakin: "I see through the lies of the Jedi."

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 23, 2020

Heard of Lies

Collective Noun.

A changing tale, a cautionary truth, a volume of bullshit.
The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

The court listened to her heard of lies about her marriage.

There are so many different versions of what happened at this point, I can only speculate that it is nothing but a Heard of Lies.

by Megapint May 22, 2022

sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

Lies

lies are like children- hard work! But in the end worth it because the future depends on them

man: hey stopping telling lies, thats bad!
child: actually you will find that they are the future, as am i

by Satan with a Perm June 24, 2010

liebrary

A facade of a library containing pointless, useless books that are entirely irrelevant to educational purposes, yet still managing to claim the title library.

Sarah: Hey, I have a paper to write, where's the nearest library?
Mandy: You'll have to go to the University, the one down the street is a liebrary.

by Coolerthanyou. May 5, 2009

Lieberal

Dalton McGunity, Premier of Ontario

"I will not raise your taxes" - Dalton McGuinty campaign pledge.

Meanwhile, he is responsible for the largest tax increase in Ontario history.

by Snickerdo August 31, 2004

libs

To take libertys or the piss

Hey man Mike takes libs

by Anonymous September 20, 2003