Lemon

A citric fruit used in recipes and drinks. Has acidic juices.

Lemons are used to make lemonade

by Squidzo November 21, 2016

Lemon

Lemon is a noun for a fool, idiot, silly person. It can also be used if someone is playing truant.

You are such a lemon
Mate I saw you playing lemon the other day

by Biscuit head February 24, 2015

Lemon

An idiotic human being

YOU ABSOLUTE LEMON!!

by Microwav e March 10, 2022

Lemon

Definition 2: A person that never answers your texts

Lexy: Omg he's lemoning me again
Roxanna: He's such a lemon he needs to become a sweet fruit.

by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv October 01, 2018

Lemon

Describes a person who is dumb or does not think things through.

"He got a 34% on the test"
"Yea I know he's a lemon"

by Baltikdukin December 08, 2016

Lemon

A mix between a grapefruit and a raisen flavored octogon

WOW!!! THATS A LEMON

by ALEMONLOVINGMAN June 11, 2019

Lemon

Satan in a can. Basically a poorly-written and overly detailed story about a person that ships them self or their dumb OC with a fictional character from a book or show, then writes a fanfiction about their "EVERLASTING LOVE :DDD" and how they have... Anyway, you get the idea.

I read a lemon the other day. I then bleached my eyes, and drank bleach as well. Hi, Satan.

by Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin February 13, 2017