ladette

Popular British term to decribe a girl who, in answer to the male "lad culture" of the 1990's, bizarrely adopted the exact same behaviour as the men

they claimed to be reacting against - mainly drinking pints of lager, swearing and vomiting publicly, and watching football, all conducted with

exaggerated zeal. Interestingly, the behaviour of the ladette played into the hands of the lads, as not only did the ladette's alcohol consumption make

them easier pick up targets, the lads wouldn't have to switch off the football while they later had sex with them.

Popular and media friendly ladettes of the time were the likes of Zoe Ball and Sarah Cox, who counterpointed their frequent lad-mag bikini spreads with

bouts of public drunkeness, especially when there was paparazzi around too capture it.

The ladette tag was ultimately doomed to failure when the likes of Cat Deeley, Billie Piper, Jayne Middlemiss and Denise Van Outen jumped on the

bandwagon - established media whores, known principally for their looks - and the transition from Ladette to Spring Break Girls Gone Wild was

inevitable.

The interesting footnote is that the ladette arguably exists now more than they ever did at the height of their popularity ten years agp, only now

they're simply referred to more accurately as "drunk sluts out looking for cock", which had always been the case anyway.

Ladette: Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk, hee hee hee.
Group Of Men: Great, now we can all fuck you.

Ladette: Why didn't the guy in the black shirt try to score there?
Lad: Because he's the fucking referee you dumb slut, now shut up and suck on this.

by jpeterman July 12, 2006

laptop tipping

When a person, specificly a male gets too excited while using his laptop, causing it to tip, much to the annoiance of his disturbed roommates.

"Stop laptop tipping Phil! Its creaping Tim's boyfriend out!"

by herald kumar February 23, 2006

Lampeter-Strasburg

A bunch of low life fuckboys that don’t know how to respect girls. The girls aren’t much better either. You think you’re in a relationship but you wanna go cheat on ur boyfriend the next night. Right. Don’t forget about the fact that the boys do the same. EVEN worse. they are all addicted to flash drives. Lampeter Starasburg boys LOVE to turn off their snap maps because they know damn well they are doing something they shouldn’t be. Also, most bitches that walk foot in this school damn well got some type of STD, so beware. Good luck to all my fellow friends who associate themselves with these lard ass niggas. i wish u luck. don’t introduce them to your mothers. and definitely not your father. ps- be sure not to send your nudes over snap, they secretly screenshot and put in groupchat. such fucks.

Lampeter-Strasburg: a school where STD’s are in the air

by Anonymous 031519 March 16, 2019

Scouse Laptop

A pizza box.

I am starving and the kebab establishment is closed for re-decoration.

> Lets pop down to Domino's for a Scouse Laptop !

by eddy_52 September 22, 2009

laptop plop

A term origination in Brisbane, Australia, 'laptop plop' describes the action of going to the toilet while using a laptop. In many countries acknowledgment of the action has been ignored or outlawed, however in Germany it has become a popular term used among university students. It has characterized an entire generation of students who although enjoy the privacy of a toilet visit, don't allow the 'down time' (excuse the pun) of falling behind in their studies. In Germany it is know as a 'computer defäkieren sie' or more commonly 'laptopscheiße'.

english; "oh boy, I don't want to fall behind on this assignment, but I need to do a poo. I think I'll just do a laptop plop then I can keep working on my assignment in the provacy of the toilet".

german; "Eine Laptopscheiße ist der beste Weg, Zeit als ein Universitätsstudent zu sparen".

by felvert March 18, 2011

Laptop sex

A laptop on top of another when it shouldn't be.

For example, when u r at the airport traveling with more than 1 laptop and u r going through security, the TSA scolds u for putting them one on top of the other. Those laptops were caught in the act having laptop sex!

This term can be used more generally with other electronics too.

by G33KI3 June 9, 2011

Lapeer

Lapeer is the town of red neck hicks, wanna be gangster white boys, and way too happy emos. Lapeer consists of 2 highschools. West is more for ur red-necks, East for ur wangsters. Both schools however have bitches and a whole lotta sluts.

Joe: "Hey I heard U went to Lapeer this weekend."

Kate: "Yea, saw 2 fights between wanna be gangsters. Priceless."

Joe: "Typical"

by KateyB May 14, 2011