laPatte

An absolute Tippy-Top. Unquestionably NOT the bottom in all their relationships.

That dude is a total LaPatte in bedroom he just slays the subbies. I heard he leaves cute fluff-drakes limping through the halls of conventions.

by a secret admirer ;) May 20, 2022

Lapanese

a) A sexy people, with long luxurious fur, and between 6 and 8 nipples. A friendly people, and very nice to outsiders.
b) A contagious disease that is only passed down through dancing with unicorns.

"I'm Half and Half, Me da's a muggle, me mams a lapanese"

by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011

lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

LAPD

Short For Either

1. Los Angelos Police Dept
2. Laughing As People Die
3. Love And Peace Dude

"Talk to you later! LAPD! <3!"

by cazooooooo February 29, 2008

LAPD

London Asshole Po-lice Department. If you're reppin in the LDN, this applies to you, so if you're cruisin around piccadily or edgeware road a bit drunk or high on shisha or whatever and you see a cop car, someone in the car will say in a stupid voice 'its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice Department', get me?, and every will respond with a 'BOOF BOOF!', cos its famblad, family bizniss, pure, safe yeh?
The phrase was coined by Big Mo, safe, but 'low Epsom tings yeh?

RT Bizzle Situations: Lacartes is growing so much bruf
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudeboi!
Salad Tings: you like a bit mooooody n ting!
Big Mo: waaasss gwandarisin, its the LAPD, London Asshole Po-lice department! have some more Bailey (sic, 's' of Bailey's missed out), its good shizzl ma nizzl
Flo-bare/TommyGunz: u sure oh mighty gibbon?

by flo-bare situations January 13, 2008

LARPADOODLE

A word that two cool white girls made up when they were in chico. Also a word that you can randomly throw out there if theres nuthing to say

HAHA ur fat hahaha larpadoodle

by Davids wallakers a roaring flamming homo July 31, 2006

LAPDOG

A 20something man who lands a hot female his age or slightly older.(no more than 5 years)He's muscular,pretty,and fucks the daylights outta her.Too bad he's broke.She's out whoring around with "WEALTHY MEN WHO CAN..."but has LAPDOG for emotional comfort and workouts at the gym.He don't really wanna know what the deal is 'bout that nice condo and the Porsche Boxster.All relationships are temporary...and this one's no different:She'll either
dump him when "MR.BIG STAMPS" decides to take her private...
Or when he returns to being ALPHA DOG as opposed to safe LAPDOG.

GYM RAT 1:"Wassup wit'Dylan and that chick he trains with?
He don't hang wit' us no mo'."

GYM RAT 2:"Yeah...Never seen homie play LAPDOG like this
before.Must be pussy whipped."

by L.MARTIN October 30, 2005