Laying pavers

Putting in effort with a girl, with the goal to hook up with her.

"Where's Jesse?"
"He's over there laying pavers on that bird"
"Nice, he"ll be on that tonight"

by henry doobington October 27, 2015

Laying wood

Gonna beat them cheeks

Guy 1: aye bro where were you last night

Me: just at ya sisters house laying wood

by Slickerydickery July 21, 2018

leading zero

When something or someone is rendered useless, no good, or bad.

In mathematics:
This 0 (the leading zero) in the number 09 does not make it greater than just 9, because it's for aesthetic/formatting so it's actually useless.

"Hey Mike how was my cheat sheet?, did it worked for you in your open-note test?" ...
"Na dude your shit was literally fucking leading zero."

by Fuch naut November 18, 2019

LaPinger

A word with no real meaning that is used on any word to make something sound questionable.

Wanna fondle my LaPinger?
You are such a LaPinger!
My grandma lets me play with her LaPinger.

by The23rd May 27, 2020

laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

Ms Leading

Ms Leading is the most amazing woman you will ever meet, she is beautiful, smart and funny however she has a past - full of misery and pain. For this she can be hard to be around. Her past is full of 'immoral services' and doing unfavourable things for money

I just met this new girl although shes a bit of a Ms Leading I don't think I can handle all that baggage

by Fabulous Ms Terri April 22, 2015

Carb-loading

Drinking beer and eating pizza.

Erica: Have you been carb-loading?
Bob: Yeah, we closed the Pizza Palace the night before the marathon.

by ICU2Marathon December 2, 2015