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I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!
One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
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Gumba Gumba and Kung-Fu Jesus

These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.

Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
by Death Menace April 17, 2022
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Spiritual Kung-Fu

Spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. Synonymous with "Jesus juke."
I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
by Citylights July 6, 2011
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Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 4, 2014
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Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.
Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.
by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018
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Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.
Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
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