One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.
by tidiris tulzwick December 14, 2008
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Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
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These are the two accounts that Stuart Harling used to create definitions here on UrbanDictionary. UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m talking to you.
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
Yes, I did know this guy. He stabbed a nurse Cheryl Moss 72 times, murdering her. I didn’t know anything about him doing anything like trying to become a serial killer or anything. He was just a net acquaintance. He made definitions here on UrbanDictionary. (Stuart Harling)
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I could tell he needed someone to talk to, and I ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his ass for about four hours.
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Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
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