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Kristian

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
"hey look at that little fat guy"
"Shut up! He's Kristian"
by PetroFun November 25, 2021
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Kristian

You're a kristian my guy!
by FunkyChunk13 October 28, 2020
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Kristian Martin

Aye yo that’s a Kristian Martin ass nigga
by LECxKingJay October 6, 2020
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Kristian

Semi-tall dude that is good in math but bad in sociology.
Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
by thelionking____ February 10, 2021
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Kristian miller

A roughly 6ft 2 man with a weird fringe and likes football usually seen sniffing toilet seats
"Kristian miller" is a weird footballer.
by Jjpp999 June 10, 2022
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Kristiane

Kristiane is a short person who doesn't touch alcohol and likes the elderly men in the school
Kristiane did you sleep with the teacher again?
by Kristianefanpage May 10, 2022
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Kristian.

Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
That’s the boy Kristian.
by A lost boy. November 23, 2023
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