Kris Carroll

A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.

He didn’t pay bills, he takes advantage of me he is totally Kris Carroll

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

Kris Carroll

A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE

He had no job and paid no rent , he totally Kris Carroll(ed) me !

by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019

kris moment

when you say something sexy

-*orangutan noises*
-that is such a kris moment

by punciskris January 06, 2022

Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis

striking young geezer, who has a particular talent for hitting pucks with sticks (wonder what else he does with them;)

has a gf called jamie,
thinks hes a big man cos hes 6'4
dont tell the border force hes living here

came here on a lorry

solid builder

"that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis lad is a proper geezer seen him playing hockey with big man fish eyes ewan"
"solid geezer that Kris Nekroidekhowtospellthis"

"need a new shed built might get that kris nekroidekhowtospellthis to help out"

by BigManHarrigan October 12, 2020

phat kris

possibly the coolest and most popular person to hit the streets of leeds
(can always be found at leeds shows)

phat kris is a lad in leeds with stylish tase in clothes that loves hardcore gigs and is best friends with the best guys around

by chris pound February 06, 2008

Kris Kross

Some dumb kids who like to jump around and wear their clothes backwards.

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Kris Sims

Kris Sims was known as one of the most famous gay porn stars in the late 1980's. He did such films as Sausage Pizza 36: Extra Sausage With That. And Butt hole Surfers 6

Hey Jim, you're gay aint you?? well why don;t you check out Kris Sims then??

by cpisano2747 March 16, 2009