kook

A crazy or eccentric person; someone who has no idea how to surf

Look at Sleeves and OMK out there, what kooks!

by Truer Definitions July 17, 2017

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

Kook

Someone whos not gnarly

Gabe is such a kook he probably doesn't even know what gnarly is

by TheGnarliestPersonEver August 25, 2018

Kook

A kook is mainly used in the surfing community but also a little in the skating community. A kook is generally someone who is not local to a spot and is hated by locals. A kook is also used to describe a person who poses as a surfer mainly and drops in on people and gets in everybody’s way. A kook is sometimes used as just a fun slang word but when things get heated out in the lineup and someone calls you a kook... watch out!
Looks are strongly hated in the surf community.

Woah man that guy is such a kook!
What’s up kook! Get the fuck outta the lineup before we beat you up!

by Thesurfaholic16 June 2, 2018

kook

someone who thinks they can surf but cant at all
or
just a fun insult to throw at people.

oi did you see that kook out there the other day.
shut up you dumb kook.

by weetbix76 August 21, 2022

Kook

noun; a thing that is weird, abnormal, does something out of the ordinary; someone who is quirky; another word for a fool or someone who is wrong about something; a word that Marissa uses a lot

"At least one of us is hot"
"You are hot, ya kook"

by Activeray2000 August 28, 2022