jump kicking dance

A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.

If this fucker puts me on hold I'm going to do my jump kicking dance all over his face.

by Don Commodore Mc Awesome October 31, 2004

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

Taking a shit.

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

by Samuel Samuelson July 5, 2010

Kicking the wolf in the mouth

when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking

Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth

by jakeinkalispell September 17, 2010

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

kicking tits

A Jakeism for just hanging out, chilling you know just kicking tits

Hey bigglesworth what are you doing on this fine evening?

I'm just kicking tits m'lady.

Oh man you know

by Fake Jarmer June 8, 2018

kicking high

To be at the top of your game, or top shelf.

Kristan is kicking high today!

by BS defines March 15, 2018

kicking the clock

Wasting time

Dude, we gotta stop kicking the clock! We're running out of time

by Aidenwisco May 13, 2018