Kobe Bryant

#1) One crazy mutha fucka
#2) M.V.P.

#1) He got all them other players on they knees. He's Kobe Bryant
#2) 35ppg.? That dudes, Kobe Bryant

by Christopher Paul May 30, 2008

Kobe Rock

Noun.

A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.

Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"

Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."

by TheCrimson December 5, 2009

KOBE!

A great word to scream while doing something or anything that brings excitement or joy to you or friends.

(When you throw trash away from a far)KOBE!
(While having sexual intercourse)KOBE!
(While actually playing basketball)KOBE!

by Chunkzerz! January 11, 2008

Kobe-esque

Dominating beyond compare, Kobe's outstanding performance, making rank among the NBA records.

Dude, thats totally Kobe-esque of you, what a good job.

by Carlitos July 16, 2008

Kobe Hatch

The anus, and/or surrounding areas.

Please don't violate my kobe hatch

by Kyuss November 9, 2003

Kobe Envy

The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.

Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.

by #66 Saoud September 13, 2009

Kobe

Phrase used before tossing an object any where or when shooting a basket.

(holds c4) KOBE (throws c4)

by thebestaround69 January 5, 2015