Definitions by TheCrimson
Kobe Rock
Noun.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
A ridiculously expensive ring, preferably with an extremely rare diamond mined from the abyss of the earth that costs several million dollars, used to appease one's wife after an uncovered affair.
Tiger Woods: "Oh God. My wife is going to kill me when she finds out!"
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe: "Brotha, you need a Kobe Rock."
Kobe Rock by TheCrimson December 5, 2009