Kallums Fake Cocaine. A Terrorist organisation formed by the evil leader from Jamaica. This certain organisation is named like this because they buy cocaine as a 20% purified level and distribute it at the same price but at a 0.5% purified level and 95.5% baby powder level usually leaving the organisation buying it prettymad.
Mafia Member 1: Oh Shit this cocaine is only 0.5% pure, we must have bought it from KFC
Mafia Member 2: Are you sure im still feeling pretty high
Mafia Member 1: What did you expect its fucking cocaine
A national food place which serves primarily chickenbased meals. The quality of said meals are usually high, and are good enough to turn a vegan. Japan has a Christmas tradition where they order buckets of chicken instead of turkey.
Daniel: "I love KFC"
Yahia: "I love you too."
Daniel: "what"
Yahia: "what"