Kayden

An act of masturbation secretly done while communicating with a person(s) and they're completely unaware.

Phone convo:
Mario: I'm reading the superficial haha.
Alexa: Mhm...yeah (is touching herself)
Mario: Wow these celebrity people are stupid...
Alexa: Yea..mmm..(still touching herself, trying to be as silent as possible)
Mario: I love the dude that writes this stuff, he's hilarious!
Alexa: Ha..mmhm.(remaining silent as can be, cums and finishes
the Kayden)
Alexa: So...um..what ya doing now? hehe.

by Sisy June 4, 2008

Kayden

A pussy punk bitch who sucks ass at fortnite

He is such a kayden.

by Guwop Pop June 17, 2018

Kayden

A gay bitch that eats Donald trump penis

Bitch you be like Kayden

by Lol xD💩 October 2, 2018

Kayden

Kayden is a dude that just genuinely sucks at everything he does

“Kayden sucks.”
“Yeah I know right.”

by Eden108 January 13, 2019

kaiden

kaiden is a mean girl with a bad attitude and doesnt know how to act because she may or may not be gay but shes cool

kaidens a bitch
but sometimes shes nice

by luziffeeererere April 30, 2019

Kayden

Kayden is a very untrusted and is highly likely to be a drug dealer

Can Kayden pass me some of that stuff

by L u c k y February 16, 2020

Kaiden

Kaiden is a boy that is a boy that is extremely dysfunctional and not very intelligent but don't let that extra chromosome fool you. He is a decent person when he isn't talking to and usually has a gay last name.

You are decent but remind me of a kaiden.

by Dylan agner April 22, 2018