Jose

Mexican sperm cell that came out of a gay person
I am about to Jose on you
by Daddytedy December 11, 2017
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JOSE

JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.
JOSE IS USUALLY GAY
by ALBERT349 July 18, 2009
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JOSE

A person that is in loved with a person that starts with a s and acts like he doest not like her but he still does
The is such a jose
by Hhdjd November 3, 2019
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jose

he doesnt need his own mug
jose is my co-worker who doesn't have a mug, i'm not going to get him a mug from urban dictionary.
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jose

6ft buff smart funny handsome guy with a huge heart who can be gay sometimes but its aiight with a huge massive enormous humongous coc
whoa who is that big ass nibba gaw damn his fdwqhqUK fcevbwaukcrg3 jose
by sphxre June 2, 2021
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Jose

Jose is a guy who has a really short temper and gets mad at any little thing. He only cares for those who he’s close to and barely gives a fuck about anyone he’s not. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable talking to you he is the funniest and craziest person you’ll meet.
Jose is really funny
by Weednblunts July 18, 2018
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Jose

A very confused child that for protection follows the crowd. But deeply in it's heart he knows his futbol team is America. Being scared of rejection cheers for the teams he thinks the crowd consider cool. With low self steem looks for an alpha female that's cheers for America that will help for his transition from closet fan to full proud representative for the futbol team America
Hi my name is Jose, Jose Yoyo and I cheer for America futbol team
by AtomTheGiant April 10, 2019
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