Jose

Mexican sperm cell that came out of a gay person
I am about to Jose on you
by Daddytedy December 11, 2017
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JOSE HAS A VERY BAD TEMPER, HE LOVES TO SCRUB YOUNG GIRLS BODIES. BITES TONGUE TO THE POINT WHERE ITS ABOUT TO BE CUT OFF WHEN HE REACHES HIS MAXIMUM BOILING POINT. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR CHILDREN UNDER THE CARE OF JOSE WHILE NOT PRESENT. IN A RELATIONSHIP HE DOES NOT WEAR THE PANTS & IS INTO WOMEN WHO WALK AROUND BARE NAKED.
JOSE IS USUALLY GAY
by ALBERT349 July 18, 2009
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6ft buff smart funny handsome guy with a huge heart who can be gay sometimes but its aiight with a huge massive enormous humongous coc
whoa who is that big ass nibba gaw damn his fdwqhqUK fcevbwaukcrg3 jose
by sphxre June 02, 2021
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Jose is a guy who has a really short temper and gets mad at any little thing. He only cares for those who he’s close to and barely gives a fuck about anyone he’s not. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable talking to you he is the funniest and craziest person you’ll meet.
Jose is really funny
by Weednblunts July 18, 2018
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he doesnt need his own mug
jose is my co-worker who doesn't have a mug, i'm not going to get him a mug from urban dictionary.
by pussykillerbabyfryer September 19, 2020
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look its jose *millions of beans turn around and look*
by FactsNOTHINGbutFacts May 08, 2019
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Jose’s are pieces of shits that live In California, specifically San Francisco . PERIODT .
girl #1 : I’ve been seeing this guy Jose for a couple of days

Girl #2 : girl ima just warn you ahead of time . Jose is a piece of shit .
by HaterGirlOnMommas1230 May 31, 2022
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