Salty Jelly

1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.

I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!

Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.

by Fetus Bomber November 4, 2004

dingleberry jelly

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.

by Trey Fart April 2, 2009

jelly beard

when girl has a lower face covered in jizz at the climax of a 1 girl many man orgy.

girl 1.. did you have a good night at that orgy last week?
girl 2.. yeah it was amazing i got filled out by about 9 blokes,
girl 1 .. wow that must have been fun
girl 2 .. yeah it was great, at the end they gave my a huge jelly beard do you want to see the pics..
girl 1.. wow you had 9 guys come all over you face and neck?
girl 2.. ext
girl 1.. ext

please see german porn films by ggg (german goo girls)

by glenn666 February 27, 2007

Jelly Neek

A person commonly regarded as a flop a Spinna and a neek. Jelly is derived from someone with no control over their limbs and have no bones

Dat Man is a jelly neek

by SamZaf March 10, 2020

Mint Jelly

Calling someone mint jelly means they're a craven fugitive from justice, attempting to flee or hide from law enforcement.
In other words, they're "on the lamb," hence "mint jelly."

JonBoy caught a body and now he's mint jelly. You know I pulled out that futon. You always gotta stand by your boy.

by Low Blood Sugar Sex Magik November 28, 2018

Jelly pump

An ass and or anus

Look at that jelly pump

by Beef soap August 31, 2017

gerbil jelly

When you stuff a gerbil up your butt with a tube, remove the tube, then squeeze the gerbil with your sphincter until it slides out. Then you spread it on your toast.

Hey bro, did you try Joel's s gerbil jelly, it's homemade.

by Matter Hatter May 5, 2020