Oh Jeffrey

Its like an "Oh Henry" but instead of chocolate and peanuts, it is a lof of turd with corn in it.

Man do not go in that bathroom! You should see the Oh Jeffrey i let out in there!

by Strudel37 October 10, 2019

Toobin My Jeffrey

(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.

Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?

Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.

Friend: Bad break bro.

by Flog Logger October 21, 2020

Funky Uncle Jeffrey

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021

Jeffy

The single greatest human being alive. Always on Omegle or ChatRoulette, a sweetie all around, but kinda goofy and obsessed with sex. Has troubles answering his phone, or Skype. Very easy to love, very very hot, and someone you never wanna let go of. Don't ever lose your Jeffy or you'll lose your heart. <3

My god, did you talk to Jeffy last night on Skype?

Yeah, but he didn't answer until the third time.

by SomeSwagOrSomething September 1, 2010

jeffory

Sexy manbeast

Jeffory is a sexy man beast

by kingsin19 December 20, 2016

Jeffrey

The best brother in the whole wide world! He is funny, loving, and kind. Always cracking punny jokes and making you smile. He is very sincere and honest and often puts aside his problems so that other people can be happy. He is very loyal, loving, and is very protective of the people he loves. He tends to not realize how smart he is and may think of himself as a terrible person, but he isn’t. He is often misunderstood and many people who don't know him very well tend to not like him all that much. But when you do get to know him you will realize what a great guy he is. Sometimes I take for granted how lucky I am to know him and I don’t deserve for him to care about me as much as he does.

Jeffrey is the best brother in the world!

by October 26 July 1, 2019

Jeffrey Dahmer

A fruity guy who was a little too horngry and got off to corpses, you know the usual. He lived in Wisconsin (fictional just like Wyoming like wtf is a Wisconsin) and got his ass beat in jail but didn't care because he was a suicidal bitch and that was his kink. Also he was kinda quirky doe 😳

Shut up before I resurrect Jeffrey Dahmer and make him eat your ass, Anthony.

Did you know Jeffrey Dahmer's pp was 7 inches? Did you also know that he got his toes sucked by a toothless old guy?

by hurgledurgle May 13, 2019