Mamber Jamber

1. A mother fucker.
2. A guy who pokes girls in the mammary glands.

1. I'm one bad ass Mamber Jamber!
2. Hide yer tits! The Mamber Jamber's back!!

by de Frosting le Lobster September 26, 2010

pan jammer

A massive turd

Call the plumber I've just released a mighty pan jammer.

by hooblemeyer October 27, 2016

Toe Jammer

1. Someone who intentially jams their toes to attract the opposite sex.

2. A weirdo who likes to put their toes in the top of a milk jug so no milk comes out. Often causing a riot during breakfast hours.

3. Someone who likes to rub grape jam on their toes and stick two slices of bread on top to make a sandwich.

2. Guy 1: I Want some fucking milk
Guy 2: You can't cuz Brad has his toes blocking the milk flow.
Guy 1: Damn, Brad is such a Toe Jammer.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

jammer

Slang for a joint.

Dude let's go smoke a jammer.

by double-a November 25, 2006

Jammers

Jammers are a reference to awesome tits... Also, when the jammers in question are above standards it is acceptable to refer to them as "Quinton Jammers", an ode to the NFL player of no relevance whatsoever...

do you see the jammers on that chick??? Oh,yea but look at those Quinton Jammers coming thru the door??? OMG look at thos ejuicy momma's!!!

by jammerholic December 6, 2009

Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.

Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.

by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009

wind jammer

A bloke who pops his cock up your arse so you can,t fart

don,t drop your soap in front of him..he,s a wind jammer

by taquin bleent June 22, 2005