Jabbergasm

What immediately fallows jabberwanking while still on the phone. The end result of jabberwanking.

Melisa: are u jabberwanking?

Mark: IIIII waaas here comes the jabbergasmmmm spwshhhhhhhahhhhhhhh! pause Im sorry what?

by cplelliott September 10, 2009

Jabbersnack

one level up from amazing, a term to describe something outrageously good where amazing or awesome do not suffice

That meal was jabbersnack

by GayGay20 April 21, 2011

jabbergasted

To have been forced into a pained, bewildered state of catatonia because you could not escape a conversation where someone would just not shut up.

Josh is way too into Nickelback. He just broke down the philosophical points of all their hits for 3 hours, and left me jabbergasted.

by anglidediablo April 30, 2011

Jabbaing

1). Performing the act of cunnilingus in the manner of Jabba the Hut in his death scene, i.e. performing the act of cunnilingus whilst moving your tongue horizontally instead of vertically.

2). Eating a girl out with your tongue thrashing side to side in a violent, erratic motion.

NOTE: Sound of death optional.

Girl 1: He jabbad the shit out me last night. I came so fast.

Girl 2: Damn. I wish my boyfriend would jabba me.

Girl 3: Guys just don't know about jabbaing.

by Murder Boner October 11, 2012

Jabbleknacker

A word similar to asshole used to describe someone when they're being mean and/or acting like a jerk.

Man, Thomas was really acting like a jabbleknacker today!

by Dorkle3567 November 4, 2018

Jabbed

Being poked/stabbed with a sharp material.

When I got my vaccine, I was jabbed in the arm.

by Abby From Wii Sports April 24, 2021

Jabby

The definition and key point of an absolutely submissive bottom person

Hey did you see Jabby? That has got to be the most submissive person ever.

by SaxyWoman April 27, 2022