Jared

(n.) A generally creepy stalker like person that emits a totally freakish vibe and makes you wanna run away. On knows when they are a jared when they have a creepy rapist voice, randomly show up behind people, or freak out unknowing teenage girls.

'Omg don't stand behind me like that, you jared.'

by Hair-product lover June 2, 2009

Jared

One who has more homosexuality then he knows what to do with; The king of flamers.

Fuck my ass and call me jared.

by jed kenney April 9, 2008

Jared

A person who has a fond liking to cats, sometimes extreme liking. Also to the point of having sex with cats.

ME: I heard a kid had sex with a cat! He is such a Jared.

by spankyanky ham April 24, 2008

jared

A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.

Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.

by Stuhna September 28, 2010

Jared

A white prick who doesn’t give a shit

There’s that jared duce prick again

by Gswee ofshados October 18, 2018

Jared

- 19
- never fucking learned how to read

whaddup I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

by twerkingfireworks July 3, 2018

Jared

Jared is obsessed with bath bombs and eats them

Jared: *Licks bath bomb* This is some tasty ass shit

by EvanHandSoap August 13, 2018