Inverse Lamppost

When she slides upside down, down a lamppost or pole and then proceeds to inhale your cock.

Mateus: She hit me with that Inverse Lamppost dog.
Dario: Shiiiiiiiii.

by Bigboibobby420 July 3, 2022

inverse banana

someone whos white and acts asian

Brian Gan is an inverse banana.

by Super smart person :) April 13, 2022

cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

Inverse armor law

The inverse armor law states: The less visible armor on a female character, the more protection

Jake: Hey have you played that new game recently?
John: No I don't like its use of the Inverse armor law
Jake: All the more boobies for me

by no good names work October 9, 2021

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024

rectial crainal inversion

It is when you have you head stuck up your ass!! Inversion meaning unaware of anything or everything around you,

The greater at Walmart is suffering from a rectial crainal inversion

by cowboytoy December 12, 2013

inversion layer

A woman who enjoys having sex upside-down.

"Man, she was a total inversion layer, she was all "hold my legs,hold my legs" on me.."

by rochallor February 5, 2009