Over bearing matriarchial figures who want you to be desperately unhappy in your life because you won't be able to live it the way YOU want- no, everything in your life has to please THEM.
Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!
They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.
Melodramatic, melancholy and depressing (if not depressed themselves 95% likely) Indian mothers push their children too hard and want you to be either:
1. A doctor
2. An engineer
3. A lawyer
4. A dentist
Hysterical when accused of a fault, stubborn and demanding, they will make you do all the chores and then criticise you and tear you personality to shreds...so that you won't HAVE a personality. They want to grind you down into a conforming indian guy/girl to carry on the stupid traditions and culture that have been running for 9482429 years. People get with the program!
Highly critical and suspicious, if you have ever smoked, taken drugs or had sex, they will find out.... somehow and if you ever dare to date anyone from outside your race.. GOOD LUCK you'll need it!
They will kick you out of the house or cut you off if you don't follow their plans for you. Great at manipulating and using emotional blackmail.
they're such indian mothers...they don't let their kids go out and they make them study all the time, even at night.
by BritChick30 November 3, 2010
Get the Indian Mothersmug. Indian Giver
There are two popular etymologies for this term for a person who gives a gift only to later demand its return. The first is that it is based on an unfair stereotype of Native Americans, that they don't keep their word. In the other popular explanation, the term doesn't cast aspersions on Native Americans, instead it echoes the broken promises the whites made to the Indians. Neither is accurate, although the first is closer to the truth.
There are two popular etymologies for this term for a person who gives a gift only to later demand its return. The first is that it is based on an unfair stereotype of Native Americans, that they don't keep their word. In the other popular explanation, the term doesn't cast aspersions on Native Americans, instead it echoes the broken promises the whites made to the Indians. Neither is accurate, although the first is closer to the truth.
Instead the term comes from different commercial practices. To the Native Americans, who had no concept of money or currency, gifts were a form of trade goods, of exchange. One didn't give a gift without expecting one of equivalent value in return. If one could not offer an equivalent return gift, the original gift would be refused or returned. To the Europeans, who with their monetary-based trade practices, this seemed low and insulting, gifts were not for trade but were to be freely given.
The noun Indian gift dates to 1765. Indian giver follows about a century later in 1865. Originally, these reflected simply the expectation of a return gift. By the 1890s, the sense had shifted to mean one who demands a gift back.
The noun Indian gift dates to 1765. Indian giver follows about a century later in 1865. Originally, these reflected simply the expectation of a return gift. By the 1890s, the sense had shifted to mean one who demands a gift back.
by Divaznc1 June 22, 2004
Get the indian givermug. by fatpeenlick September 14, 2019
Get the Indian Jahmug. In omaha nebraska, the indian population was very secluded and were not subject to outside influence.
After many years there became a crisis. At the opening of the new hindu temple, these 'ralestinians' (ralston, ne kids) thought they could cross into omaha territory and ruin omaha's reputation of extremely attractive indians that dont resort to hair gel, makeup etc
During this uprising the west omaha indians had united after setting aside the few differences and much research ranging from walkietalkies to biopsies resulted in the most scientific way to describe this kind. the term offbrand indian was born. these ralestinians and others to join were considered offbrand and not to be associated with the indians in omaha.
When this term was used outside nebraska there was a language problem until there was a translation for offbrand indian, FOB.
After many years there became a crisis. At the opening of the new hindu temple, these 'ralestinians' (ralston, ne kids) thought they could cross into omaha territory and ruin omaha's reputation of extremely attractive indians that dont resort to hair gel, makeup etc
During this uprising the west omaha indians had united after setting aside the few differences and much research ranging from walkietalkies to biopsies resulted in the most scientific way to describe this kind. the term offbrand indian was born. these ralestinians and others to join were considered offbrand and not to be associated with the indians in omaha.
When this term was used outside nebraska there was a language problem until there was a translation for offbrand indian, FOB.
Rahul: man who are those fuckers that make us look bad
Rohan: those aleins are called offbrand indian. they have no respect for others and ruin the reputation of many innocent attractive indians
Rahul: Why do they spend so much time with hair gel, annoying as fuck faces?
Rohan: Dude who knows.
Rohan: those aleins are called offbrand indian. they have no respect for others and ruin the reputation of many innocent attractive indians
Rahul: Why do they spend so much time with hair gel, annoying as fuck faces?
Rohan: Dude who knows.
by West Omaha Federation July 5, 2010
Get the offbrand indianmug. When you freeze your semen with salt and fuck an indian girl in the ass by inserting your frozen indian slushie.
by hairyazzholez June 5, 2014
Get the Indian Slushiemug. After that dinner last night, I've been playing the Indian Trombone in my office this afternoon, like a virtuoso.
by Capt. Flatus November 11, 2019
Get the Indian Trombonemug. When a man decides to surprise a girl with random anal sex. This is usually preformed at parties when a man sneaks up behind a girl, and gets her in the butt. The girl is most likely surprised and will yell something like ,"SHIT MY BUTTHOLE!" Or maybe, "HOLY WHALE-SHIT!" The man should then go on to howl like a ravaged indian, making strange calls with his mouth.
Anthony: Holy santa claus shit. I just gave madison a Flaming Indian.
John: Fuck, no way?!?!
Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....
John: Fuck, no way?!?!
Anthony: yeah, at first she was surprised, but then I think she liked it!
John: niiiiiice.
Jacob: i want a Flaming Indian....
by Johnnny3696 May 19, 2010
Get the Flaming Indianmug.