the shit incident

once upon a time, there was kohane and a few others in a groupchat and one day kohane took a fat ass shit and told the groupchat, she then flooded her house with shit and slurped it all

A weeks pass and Nekomaru is her shit leader and shits in ichikas house

"do you guys remember the shit incident?"

"kohane was so wrong for that.."

by maki!! February 11, 2023

The Darkroom Incident

The Darkroom Incident was a series of events in 2019 which saw Anne-Elizabeth and Oliver doing the nasty in the Darkroom in the Art Classroom.

YOOOOOO DAWG U HEARD ABOUT THE SHLOPY DARKROOM INCIDENT????

NAW WUT HAPPENED DAWG?

SLOPPY TOPPY AT THE DARKROOM INCIDENT!!!!!

by WUBBALUBBAFUCKFUCK April 17, 2021

The Goldmeer Incident

Refers to the 1972 incident in which a school administrator in suburban NY was caught clandestinely operating a sex cult in the basement of the middle school with teachers he was dosing with LSD.

We only have to take this yearly harassment in the workplace seminar because of the Goldmeer Incident.

by KevinHarkins July 21, 2024

Lightning Incident

When you think a girl you like doesnt like you back you go find a new gf. Then you find out that the girl you liked does like you and you break up with your new gf for the girl you liked.

Dude im really sorry you had the lightning incident-ya man i didnt mean to hurt her, but I love ashley more than I love Sarah. I just had to dump her.

by Blind Angel April 04, 2012

the analog clock incident

The strange phenomenon where irish children are incapable of learning how to read an analog clock

My friend sean hasn't been able to tell time ever since the analog clock incident

by powerbottompoptart September 22, 2023

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Brown N Rats Incident

This tragic event happened with my friend when he witnessed his teacher having zoo sex by shoving both rats in her vagina and asshole. Retardman was shocked! So he called out his teacher on Roblox.com but it’s always censored due to the website being infamous for its shitty guidelines so he went on Twitter instead and leaked a video of his teacher pissing on her rats and she later got arrested for zoophilia and Retardman flew to ascension once again.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend witnessed the Brown N Rats Incident! So gayyyyyyyyy!……

by Fishnuggets66 September 20, 2023