Muff Cabbage

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
by -Nobody- October 14, 2010
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Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.
"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"
by That1oneguy September 10, 2017
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cabbage night

A term for the night before Halloween used in Vermont. This night is referred to as mischief night in many parts of the United States. On Cabbage Night, children who live in rural areas (i.e. the entire state) go out into the crops and collect rotten veggies. Then they go to the homes of prominent people in town: wealthy old spinsters that don't out candy, the town banker who forcloses on family farms, or the fucker that runs the general store. Don't get me started at that sum bitch. He thinks he can get a buck fifty for a fucking pepsi. All he's gonna get from me in a cabbage through the windshield of his Dodge.
by T-Dog Jenkins July 11, 2005
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Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
by ya I know March 10, 2019
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Cabbage-hanger

Some cabbage-hanger set up a ladder on the boulevard and poured paint on it. Now he is sitting under the ladder, holding his cat and crying.

Debbie placed a bowl of lemons in a pile of white sand and said it was a comment on her mortality. She is a total cabbage-hanger.
by PullTab79 March 21, 2009
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cabbage puss

A Girls Puss (JJ) Who's Puss Smells Like Cabbage
by tex115 March 24, 2010
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Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
by Dinfindandong March 04, 2022
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