cosmo mood

The worst possible mood ever. It involves thoughts of cheating, backstabbing, and being a dick. If he is in a Cosmo mood gtfo asap.

Susan: Mom, what's wrong with Cosmo?

Mom: Susan! Don't go near him he's in a Cosmo mood. Get out while you can. Take the children!

by Europe12345 July 6, 2017

Dick mood

Getting in the mood to fuck everything and anything in your wake

I had been in a dick mood since I watched shrek is love, shrek is life.

by Introvertedpenis_8 April 12, 2017

Read the mood

It is the correct definition, not Read the room.

ZombieDwarf: Cmon Wallace read the room
Wallace: No ZombieDwarf its read the mood
ZombieDwarf: ok sorry wallace you are right like usual

by Readthemoodnotreadthemood September 2, 2021

Dude mood

The moment a guy has after he completely satisfied not only his girl/guy but is also completely satisied his self.

It's a feeling only dudes know, "Dude Mood"

by Lastjesster February 21, 2017

Morning Mood

That one classical song played whenever a character wakes up on a peaceful day.

Person 1: Hey man, i finally found that one classical song!
Person 2: Yeah, i know the one. Its called morning mood.

by Ligma Fella September 8, 2018

Big mood

Well; it's a new hip word with the youngens these days. It just means "that's how i feel right now" or "extremely relatable". They use it primarily when that is the heaviest emotion in their life at that point in time.

Timmy: “I hate myself so much”
Jimmy: “Big mood”

by Jim Noobert June 13, 2018

Junk Mood

The sad, depressed, and guilt-filled feeling you receive after eating an extremely large amount of junk food.

Guy 1: What Up
Guy 2: I ate so many fuckin cheetos bro and I feel like shit.
Guy 3: You are in a fuckin junk mood!

by Professor BigLots October 24, 2010