Bedroom Bowling

To put your thumb in the vagina and a finger or two in the asshole simultaneously.

I went bedroom bowling with your mom last night.

by Metalmofo666 April 26, 2023

bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

by Sexydimma June 27, 2016

bedroom material

(Less misogynistic), adj: fit for in-the-bedroom activities

Since I consider the term f^able to be too misogynistic, I would use the term bedroom material instead

by Sexydimma June 20, 2021

bedroom coma

Points towards someone who has trouble with their sleeping schedule or was exhausted that day and went to sleep for more-or-less a day or more.

I was so tired from work and had a bedroom coma yesterday. Eventually I woke up at 6 P.M. My sleep schedule is fucked, man.

by moochia January 27, 2024

Bedroom Beauty

The opposite of a trophy wife

Hey Dan what happened to Steve's wife she went from be his trophy wife to a bedroom beauty at best

by Airyfaiy92 May 23, 2023

Callum’s bedroom

This is an excuse he makes when really he’s in a dirty old prison cell

Boys I’m chilling in Callum’s bedroom

by JafaCake007 February 7, 2021

Painted trim in the new bedroom

The act of rubbing one's clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Yeah I was waiting and nothing happened so I painted trim in the new bedroom

by SweaterYamsAreMyJam September 2, 2022