Honkey Kong

Like Donkey Kong, but white.

Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!

by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Honkey Kong

An Asian or Asian American who tries to act or embody a persona like a white person.

Are you just going to let that honkey kong fail that math test?

by Sacha Desato November 2, 2008

honkey twerk

Twerking by white girl aka honkey.

Did you see that cracker on the dance floor? She honkey Twerked her butt off!

by hoodhonkey March 24, 2017

Honkey Tonk Angel

Strong women who defy the typical stereotype of being submissive to men and putting up with their oft-infidel ways.

It wasn't God who the made Honkey Tonk Angel. Too many times married men think they're still single And that's caused many a good girl to go wrong.

by mexican white girl September 17, 2014

Honkey Tonk

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008

Honkey Donk

Slang term for a ridiculously lifted show truck. Usually sits on enormous american force wheels and never sees a speck of dirt. Paid for by their parents.

“Sorry i couldnt make it to the car meet, how was it?”
“You didnt miss much. A bunch of rich kids pulled up in their honkey donks and the cops came”

by E4Mafia August 21, 2019