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The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.
by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004
Get the The Hobbie Realmsmug. Someone who treats their hobby as it were a career. Often these people proclaim how awesome they and their hobby/job are, but they can't pay the bills under that way of life. Hobby jobbers frequently are people like volunteer firefighters, volunteer emt, musicians, artists that take every opportunity to pat themselves on the back for their hobbies. They often are on food stamps, welfare and income tax ballers.
Did you see that facebook post from that hobby jobber at the fire department? She pretends like she does all this amazing stuff, but she can't even take care of herself and her 3 kids. Free school lunch, free health care, food stamps. She should probably worry about getting off probation and getting a real job,.
by Recycling Hoes February 1, 2017
Get the Hobby Jobbermug. When being in front of screens, e.g. doomscrolling on your smartphone for hours on end, now becomes the only hobby your have. This is because screen time has made you lose the interest on the hobbies you once enjoyed, hence you now prone to missing important things in life.
Ever since I got a new iPhone, I experience the phenomenon of screen time as the sole hobby; I spend hours doomscrolling and completely ignore my old passions like painting and hiking. It’s like I’m missing out on life while stuck in a digital bubble.
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
Get the screen time as the sole hobbymug. any live activity that replicates the audio and visual actions of fictional death defying protagonists from a story, movies, video game.
Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.
Examples include: Stunt Driving. Stunt Riding. Free Falling. Gun Kata. Sword fighting. Gun Tricks. Knife Tricks. Flying a plane. Flying a helicopter. Explosives. Etc.
Person 1: You love guns but you’re always twirling them. That’s stupid. Just shoot the gun.
Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.
Person 2: I love action hero hobbies. Guns are just one part of it. If it doesn’t make a cool sound or look cool while it’s being used, it makes no joy for me.
by DALLASDYNAMITE November 15, 2020
Get the Action Hero Hobbiesmug. Outsiders who join a hobby solely to change it to fit their standards without actually enjoying it. They ignore pre-established rules and expect others to follow their new ones without question. They attack fans and creators for anything they deem "abnormal" and engage in brigaded attacks against those who don’t conform. They have no problem threatening violence or sending death threats, believing their actions are justified.
Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the hobby needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.
Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking hobby norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.
When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Despite pretending to be inclusive, they reject any culture outside their own. When called out, they always play the victim and claim it's proof the hobby needs "fixing." They manipulate online engagement by botting Facebook likes, Twitter shares, and Reddit upvotes to create a false sense of support.
Most emerged during and after the 2020 pandemic when lockdowns gave people too much free time. While some pre-2020 cases existed, they were mostly confined to Tumblr. They can be identified by posts mocking hobby norms that receive thousands of likes, yet most replies disagree, exposing the botting.
When confronted, they typically:
- Play the victim
- Use ad hominem attacks against fans
- Trivialize the situation (often exposing their hypocrisy)
- Threaten violence against those who disagree
Fan: wtf happened to anitwt bros cant even have a waifu anymore
Hobby Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Hobby Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Hobby Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Hobby Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Hobby Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Hobby Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Hobby Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
Hobby Colonizer 1: “Waifu” talks in 2025. We can watch anime without all dat extra weebo shit😭.
Also Hobby Colonizer 1: Said weebos found this tweet and calling me slurs very on brand for the social rejects
Hobby Colonizer 2 with Powerpuff girl pfp: Notice how all the people getting upset at this have little anime girls as their pfp
Hobby Colonizer 3 (with their entire profile dedicated to otaku hobby): We should eliminate “otaku” as a concept, it’s holding anime as a medium back
Fan: Shut up tourist
Hobby Colonizer 4: This ain’t an anime ret**d I’ll knock you tf out
Hobby Colonizer 5: what a loser THIS GUY STINKS PEEEEEYUUUUUU
Hobby Colonizer 6: Imagine getting this mad over fucking cartoons LMAOOOO (He was policing and attacking people over said cartoons)
by PomuHub February 16, 2025
Get the Hobby Colonizermug. A british version of hobby loby where everything is overpriced yet many people still buy there paint brushes for £15!!!!
Friend 1: hey you want to go to hobby craft
Friend 2: no coz I'm BROKE NOW COZ I BOUGHT TO MANY POM POMS!
Friend 2: no coz I'm BROKE NOW COZ I BOUGHT TO MANY POM POMS!
by The real smol bean July 9, 2020
Get the hobby craftmug. by BambinoRaps October 28, 2022
Get the Hobby Hoppermug.