Hermit

Me

I'm a loner with basically no friends, therefore I'm a hermit.

by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021

Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.

Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.

by RealBananas January 17, 2019

Hermit

A hermit is a person who is socially awkward or spends most of his/her time alone. Hermits prefer the company’s of themselves

My father is a hermit. He lives in the basement.

by Chickennuggetsalad October 5, 2019

HERMIT GAME

A vomiting pussy when it is fed too much SPERMATOZOA and afterward the object is to make sure the wrong pieces go KNOW WHERE.

Look we are just going to have to play the HERMIT GAME as between these CELLS and INTERFEARON NETWORKS our privacy is under serious invasion every day with you girl.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 2, 2021

pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.

"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "

by xiof December 7, 2016

hermit brodie

paedophile Brodie doesn't go out and hurt children but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet

hermit brodie nuts on pics

by mrs tosser November 29, 2025

dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).

Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016