Vaders helmet

The top of a penis

John whipped out his Vaders helmet

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

raw helmet

what is a sore/chaffed/raw penis head usually from constant rubbing against wet swim trunks

excuse me, i need lotion for my raw helmet asap

by estefan colbierto October 16, 2008

greek helmet

During fellatio, the sac is rest on a woman's face with a testicle on each eye and the shaft rests on the nose, resembling a classic green helmet

This girl was licking my balls while my cock was on her nose & it looked like a greek gladiator helmet (greek helmet)

by DudeManBroGuyPalPartnerBuddyFriend February 5, 2007

helmet in the bush

The head of a penis shrouded in pubic hair, as if a helmet was resting on a bush.

"I had a helmet in the bush because the water was cold"

by Luke Frederik April 27, 2006

helmet washer

someone (a female hopefully!)who loves to and/or is good at giving head.

Helen Golich (go lick??)
NYC

by Helen G. November 7, 2003

Fupa Helmet

When going down on an obese person, the lower abdomen sags down to cover the genitals. In order to reach the downstairs, you must lift the flap which is called a " Fupa". Once you lift the fupa, you stick your head underneath to go down and you are now wearing what is called " The fupa helmet" because the flap folds around your head like a helmet.

Dude, last night when I went down on Cindy, I totally wore the Fupa helmet.

by titsaflappin August 1, 2011

helmet boy

1. someone who acts retarded.
2. someone who acts spaztic and out of control.
3. someone who does something stupid.

This word is a comparison to children with disabilities or uncontrollable movements who are required to wear helmets to prevent head injuries.

Hey, Helmet Boy over here thought that light beer meant that it has less alcohol in it!

HB - "Lemmego! Lemme go!" "Chill out helmet boy! you'll get your turn..."

by octavius April 28, 2004