Heather

An awesome girl that no one can resist. Can be a bit bipolar, but she loves to laugh and play. She LOVES music and her boyfriend, who happens to be Nick. She has DARK Brown/red hair, hazel green eyes and big tits. Let's face it, EVERYONE loves Heather!

OH MY GOD! HEATHER I LOVE YOU!!!!

by ILoveTurtlesAndUnicorns October 26, 2011

heather

billons of laughs, loves to sing ALOT, amazingly random, youtuber, sir-cough-alot, godly (loves god alot), has a fun life, has lame hair until she straightens it then its amazing, has rain boots, dresses up very weird, gives very good advice, accepts ppl for who they are, is a good actress, cant type without messing up every second, loves chucks (the shoes), caring, flirts alot, sleeps alot...not an early bird, says random weird things, can be very creepy, over exaggerates alot, thinks about death alot, loves food (pizza), a jazz addict, doesnt think quietly, sorta impatient, has amazing eyes, a pretty smile, makes lame jokes that ppl dont laugh at, shuts ppl down!, big boobs, no butt, pale as freakin crap, big feet, soft skin.....sometimes, likes musicals, less than threes thurmans, has a billion friends, and plenty more,

thing 1: i wanna be a heather...but...im a guy

thing 2: get away from me weird-o (thinks to himself i wanna be a heather too)

by mysteria4 June 10, 2009

shut up heather

SHUT UP HEATHER!

Person#1: Martha Dumptruck in the flesh
Person#2: here comes the cootie squad
Person#1: We shou-
Person#3: SHUT UP HEATHER!
Person#1: Sorry Heather
Person#2: Look whos with her! Oh My Gosh!!!!
All: Dang Dang Diggity Dang a Dang Dang Dang!!!

by Uno Skip Card November 2, 2019

heathered

being so incoherently drunk that you can't remember a thing from the night. occassionally you may puke on someone/drunk text your mom. the worst kind of blackout imaginable.

"omg i was so heathered last night i texted my mom and told her i was blacked out! shes gonna fuckin killlll me"

" I was literally so heathered last night that I woke up covered in blue marker in the fetal position."

by howayou_alice March 1, 2010

Heather Walters

The most beautiful and creative person to open her eyes. A true topangan and a beautiful smile. Enough to keep you alive and going <3

I dream of Heather Walters to remind me in the morning that theres a reason to get out of bed.

by &spades; December 14, 2008

Heather

A girl with the name "heather" usually is very very beautiful.

Hey look at that hott girl.her name must be heather.only heathers can be that hott.

by Heather Mellinger February 10, 2007

heather boobs

A girl who claims to have boobs, and while there is some protrusion from the chest, what she has are not what a man would called boobs. They are joke sized and therefore only recognized as "Heather Boobs." They technically exist, but only to the individual with them. The male population at large will reject them as boobs.

Roger: Where are your boobs?
Heather: I have Boobs
Roger: Well, you have Heather boobs.

by Larry 78 October 15, 2017