by Gettafuckouttahere November 21, 2021
Get the Harismug. Definitely a sociopath. Most likely murders young puppies at his free time. Also likes watering plants and cooking. Sheds skin twice a year and his long hair is actually a tupée. Will appear as a handsome, charming, social, interesting young man. Will cast a spell on you. Might sleep with you. Hates anal, will dominate you, likes knives. Very high possibility this will be the last time you sleep ever. Might also appear as an old wise japanese samurai. He likes anal in that form.
If he appears on a motorcycle and offers you candy do not get on that thing. It's a trap.
High possibility he'll achieve greatness with minimal effort.
Even higher possibility of killing himself doing something incredibly stupid.
If he appears on a motorcycle and offers you candy do not get on that thing. It's a trap.
High possibility he'll achieve greatness with minimal effort.
Even higher possibility of killing himself doing something incredibly stupid.
Haris' garden is spectacular, but where is the puppy he adopted last week? Haris must have taken it to his dojo in Okinawa.
by VeganBurger5 November 21, 2021
Get the Harismug. The name translates to guardian or protector, do not underestimate a man of this calibre; you won’t see him coming.
“They think they can be Haris”
by PreventativeMeasures November 24, 2021
Get the Harismug. A poggers person that is really nice and really kind, doesn't care about rules but stops when someones asks you to. HE HAS A HUGE DICK at least 8-12 INCHES.
Your such a Hari
by hellofd January 8, 2022
Get the Harimug. 
Girl:Look at that Haris he is so sexy.
Girl 2:Yes but he slept with my mom while we were in relationship.
Girl 2:Yes but he slept with my mom while we were in relationship.
by nssnsnsjshshshshsjdh November 21, 2021
Get the Harismug. by Unsynced September 30, 2020
Get the Harismug.