Hamburger Ass

The feeling of fecal matter trapped between the buttocks; refers to the sensation rather than the result (see dingleberry).

Lack of wiping or wiping improperly will result in hamburger ass.

by Professor English July 23, 2010

Hamburger helper

Crappying in your hand and using as lubricant to jerk someone off

After eating a bunch of prunes jane was ready to give John the hamburger helper.

by Poop Slap Whack June 6, 2010

Hamburger-a-gogo

What Georgia Nicolson (from Louise Rennison's series 'The confessions of Georgia Nicolson') calls America.

During my holidays I went to hamburger-a-gogo

Georgia Nicolson Louise Rennison

by Donnalein July 30, 2013

Hamburger on white

When a white man (usually middle aged) has his shirt unbuttoned as far as possible, to showcase his dark, curly chest hair.

Oftentimes, a gaudy gold neckchain and medallion are worn to draw even more attention to his hamburger- like mass of chest hair.

Look at all the hamburger on white out on the boardwalk! It's like studio 54 threw up out here!

by Dez4prez August 10, 2016

hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

Hamburger Hipster

A grownup, tattoed macho hipster. Usually has a large beard, and is often seen talking about what oils and combs he uses in his beard. Has often a so-called dad body. His favourite food is burgers, and is often seen in different restaurants testing different burgers, or grinding his own beef. Only capable of talking about burgers, his beard or possibly sports.

Is usually male.

"So then I use otter wax, and heat my beard, and then comb trough it with my comb that is special-made by zebraskeleton, and then I make a bow tie."

Internal thought:
Oh my god he's such a hamburger hipster

by Krallgren April 30, 2017

Hamburger mouth

After completing oral stimulation on your partner's anus, having fecal matter on your lips.

Man, after tossing that girl's salad I ended up with hamburger mouth.

by Igger August 5, 2017