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gribble

A rather obscure male with an even more obsurely large chin that seems to come second in everything. Has a tendency to be so good at maths he beat asians in his maths class. Enjoys such pastimes as rowing and rugby although his chin inhibits his ability to be adept at either. Suffers from chronic fatigue syndrome although makes up for it by taking performance enhancing drugs. This particular breed of males find it hard to perform in other areas due to the problems with their groin. Smiling at rather inappropriate times, gribbles make everyone around them feel incomfortable. This is enhanced by their smell, which can be parelleled with a thousand stink bombs compressed into a square inch. By muttering useless gibberish, gribble's confuse and confound their prey before striking with their deadly chins. Although this gibberish can be closely related to the english language, it is in fact, just random words strung together forming no particular meaning. Gribbles, being rather hostile by nature, enjoy watching porn and eating chicken at an asian teammates house. However, gribbles are dangerous as chintitis IS contagious, avoid at all costs.
Sam has been turning into a gribble lately, look at his grotesque chin.
by No.1 May 23, 2006
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grabber

One who shamelessly pursues any overtime available as long as its for payment - a Mercenary
Might have known he'd be working over Christmas - he's a right grabber
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
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Gribbler

A human-eating beast disguised as a grotesque human.
In "The Longest Journey", April Ryan met a Gribbler.
by Magic Emperor July 22, 2008
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Gribble

"Gribbling" is being completely unaware of events that are going on around you, especially those that are completely obvious. Comes from King of the Hill's Dale Gribble, whose wife is having an affair, and he is the only person who is completely oblivious to what is so obviously going on between his wife, Nancy and her lover, John Redcorn.
Everyone thinks that Jacob is just gribbling about the fact that Kerry lost. He seems completely unaware.
by Nicole November 15, 2004
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Grabbler

Mentally unstable homeless men that scream incoherently whilst shaking their fists.

“BRAH GRABLE GRABBLE GRABBLE!!!”
“Oh god let’s cross the street

If your car gets broken into, you got grabbled by the grabbler. Simple as that.
The fucking grabblers are stealing our cans again
by Mr.Moses December 25, 2020
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professional titty grabber

One who indiscreetly and publically grabs female, or male, tits. Payment to the titty grabber can anything from an angry hand slap to a knee to the testicles. NOTE: The only case by which payment will not be painful is if the titty grabber is female and knows the titty grab-ee.

Victims of professional titty grabbers can often be inclined to sue, or even get something known as a "restraining order". But don't worry titty grabbers, for there are many other tits in the sea of cleavage.
DUDE1: *Pained look on face; hunched over in pain*
DUDE2: DUDE! What happened??!!?!?
DUDE1: Amanda gave me the payment for that titty grab i gave her.
DUDE2: Awww, no worries man, they'll grow back. Get back on the horse! Keep on truckin! There aren't enough professional titty grabbers as it is!!!
by brocksamson696 April 16, 2008
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Pussy Grabber

A misogynistic, egomaniac posing as the POTUS...aka Donald trump
The pussy grabber seems incapable of a cogent thought
by ozwiz47 February 10, 2017
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