grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

by lucascdf October 2, 2019

Grab dick and ass day

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

ill-fated ass grab

Something you really want and think you are going to get and then it doesn't happen for you. The genesis of the term was an actual grab of an ass that went bad.

"I thought I had that job promotion in the bag, but it turned out to be just another ill-fated ass grab."

by mattkorey October 20, 2008

National grab a boys ass day

Same thing as "National. Grab a girls was day, but boys.
April 14th

National grab a boys ass day. Its the day you grab a boys ass.

by Bowlingball4955 May 24, 2018

grab your friends ass day

on September 22 you get to grab your friends ass

thank me later

bob-its grab your friends ass day so can i grab your ass
jessica - yea just get it over already

by sunny fries February 24, 2020

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day

August 13 is the day you fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass.

My ass got grabbed 3 times today, tomorrow is the day i’m gonna fuck those 3 people up, “National fuck up the person who grabbed ya ass day“

by R@NDUMDUD3 August 12, 2019