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Goddamn Life

When your life sucks so much you give it a pessimistic name
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 7, 2022
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Goddamn Goddamn

When you’re drunk asf and goddamn just isn’t good enough.
by North Yorks Finest Jr November 26, 2023
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goddamnsonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingassholefuckfuckfuck

Microsoft Sam (of Thunderbirds101)'s infamous profanity line. Typically used when something goes wrong/someone (probably you) gets in trouble.
Microsoft Sam: Damn it, there's absolutely nothing to do today. ROFL Robot, any suggestions?
ROFL Robot: Eat a Highway Cookie.
Microsoft Sam: GODDAMNSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK
by CarkyAmster June 19, 2024
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Goddamnit Alex

Don't just let him off the hook there!
Hym "Goddamnit Alex! Get him on that! You (Jordan Peterson) CANNOT BELIEVE THAT IT IS TRUE THAT CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL... IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I MEANS TO BELIEVE, JORDAN. You can't say whether or not you believe in God because you don't know what it means to believe while simultaneously BELIEVING that Christ defeated hell and death even though you don't know what THAT means! You can't DO that! You're just making shit up at this point! If believing is 'ACTING AS IF' a proposition is TRUE, HOW DO YOU ACT AS IF CHRIST DEFEATED DEATH AND HELL? You what? What do you do? YOU CAN'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS FOR CHRIST TO DEFEAT DEATH AND HELL! OOOOOOH MY GOD ALEX!! OOOOOOOOOH MAN! I am SO fucking heated right now! I can't BELIEVE what I just sat through right now! Hey, riddle me this Alex: What was Ayan's life like leading up to her conversion to Christianity? What where the people around her like? What did they say? What did they do?"
by Hym Iam May 24, 2024
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Goddamnit Christina Ricci

I just read an article where Christina Ricci is talking about how much she hates "Lightning Crashes" and I'm like "Lightning Crashes?" So I look it up on YouTube... And now it's stuck in my head...
Hym 😑

Iam "What... Are you doing?" 🤨

Hym "The angel opens here AaaaaaAAAAAyes! HAAAAZEL COLORED EYE!"

Iam "Oh God... God... Goddamnit Christina Ricci!"

Hym "I fEEl it, COOOOOming bAAck OHgain! Lahke a rOll of thUUnder chasing the wind!"

Iam *inhales deeply and sighs, exasperated*
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Brown goddamn eyes

Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.
Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
by ErUdone March 30, 2022
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