Girlfriend

Something that doesn't actually exist

"Girlfriends are mythical creatures'

by SonicSpeedster6-alt May 30, 2018

Girlfriend

Something you act fake around to get ass. You tell her you don't just want her pussy, but you do.

I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.

id rather fuck a whore for 20.

by Mayge December 12, 2008

girlfriend

a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak

i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef

by asian August 8, 2006

Girlfriend

Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain

Guy 1: Hey man, I just got a girlfriend!!
Guy 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry!

by d_reck573 April 7, 2009

girlfriend

Pain in the ass

My girlfriend's a pain in the ass

by dood594 October 27, 2008

girlfriend

A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.

"OMG...are you watching porno?!?!?!?!??!"

by Schyler May 18, 2004

Girlfriend

Synonyms of bitchy female and sex partner.
Female who took away at least half of your income.

This is my bitch, Mary.

by Mokonamon August 8, 2006