Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.
Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.
by MrDeeny May 23, 2023
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Ny-Gel

A “Rokkstar” artist in the new era of music. Meaning Black Champion, Confident, Pure hearted, Loving, Funny, Energetic, Having Knowledge, Colorful, and Original.
Today I listened to Ny-Gel’s new album and it made my day so much better.
by Alexia Uman June 16, 2020
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A Jersey Boy’s Hair Gel

When you are masturbating (usually when seated) and ejaculate in the air which results in the semen landing on your head. You then have to stand up, go to a mirror, and slick your hair back Pauly D style.
Person 1-ayy why is Jim’s hair like that?
Person 2-he’s got a jersey boy’s hair gel
Person 1-ohh that explains y his hair is slicked back pauly d style
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nye-gel

Pronounced like Nigel. Nye-gel is the name of the best dog in the world.
Who's the goodest most bestist boy in the world? That's right Nye-gel is!
by Careater February 27, 2025
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december is kick someone who has hair gel day
by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019
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It's gel

Hmmm...maybe like it's cool or it's all good
by dhf123 February 23, 2016
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gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!
paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......
by owoflower May 28, 2021
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