Band Geeks

The title of what is almost unanimously agreed to be the best episode of the Nicktoons show Spongebob Squarepants.

Squidward wants to form a band in Bikini Bottom so that he can win against his rival, Squilliam, at the "Bubble Bowl." Squidward calls together various residents of Bikini Bottom to perform, hoping to make them good at playing instruments. But through some of the funniest and most memorable shenanigans the show has to offer, the band ends up fighting, and all seems lost. But then on the day of the Bubble Bowl, the band shapes up and puts on perhaps the greatest song performance in cartoon history. Featuring the song "Sweet Victory" by Van Halen, the band is able to succeed, and Squidward is able to come out on top against his rival in the end.

Many fans consider this to be the absolute best episode of the show for its humor, memorable lines, jokes, and most of all, that kick-ass music number at the end. And it truly is amongst the show's best episodes in my opinion.

Memorable lines from "Band Geeks":

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sudan, you left your lights on."

"No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument... Horse radish isn't an instrument either."

*After Squidward plays his clarinet* "Uh yes, we're here from the pet hospital, and we understand you have a dying animal on the premises."

"People talk loud when they want to act smart, right? -*Plankton* CORRECT!"

"It's the sweeeet, sweeeeet victory, yeah!"

by WTF123 December 2, 2014

Kicking Geese

To get really fucked up and vibe with your friends.

Hey do you and Mary wanna come kicking geese with me?

Hell yeah let's ditch Elliot, he's not down to kick the geese

by Hantp November 7, 2019

peace to / with the geese

to rock out with your cock out - to move away from the current away

you - i am going to peace with the geese

by Marlin September 9, 2003

Geesebumps

A plural form of Goosebumps. The origin of this word actually derives from an Indian Gypsy. He was known to find new ways to piss off her friends, but a few members of society kept him around because his Gypsy magic was mildly entertaining. He created this word as an inventive way to be annoying as he relished in correcting others.

Solomon: It's kinda chilly in here. Both of us have goosebumps.
Arul (the gypsy): Ahem, don't you mean both of us have geesebumps.
Solomon: *slaps him in the face*

by flamingcalamari June 13, 2016

geeb

Geeb has many meanings, the meaning of life and death itself. The reason for the rising of the sun and rotation of the moon. The word geeb is like the gentle caress of the cool winter breeze upon the cheeks of the reader, a stagnant summer wind blowing the grass back and forth, carrying the scent of the sweet flowers and plants. But it can also be violent, like the staggering of the earth and crash of the sea. Geeb is the ying and the yang of this universe, the very thing that allows us to breathe, to live. We rely on geeb, geeb is our H2O, the water we drink, the food we eat. Geeb is the love we feel in this world, the feelings that surge through our minds and our bodies. Anger, sadness, joy, fear. This is the work of geeb. Geeb is the elements, the light and dark, good and evil. Just like the the resonant laugh of the devil, geeb is also the meaning of life and purity, the rise and fall of empires. Geeb is love, geeb is life.

Just pray to the geeb.

by The littler one March 21, 2019

Geeks

A type of carnival freak known for eating live animals

"Remember that tattoo freak in the X-Files?"

"Err...oh yeah."

"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"

"One that eats live animals?"

"Yeah, that kind."

"They're called geeks."

"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"

"Yeah. Definitely yeah."

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

geekstress

a very, very sexy geek of the female sex.

Go to Mirabellia.net and you'll be at her site.

Mel The Geek Queen!

by pseudonym_here June 11, 2004