Gaff Fever

The phenomenon when you come home from a gaff (house party) or a night out and you feel the drink starting to hit you.

Oh no that drink has proper hit me I have gaff fever.

by Polomint2001 December 24, 2022

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023

GIFF GAFF

When your internet isn't up to the best of its abaility

Dom has 'Giff Gaff" internet and he should delete his pro clubs player

by Moz1813 November 24, 2020

Gaff

When a person of a certain age sends a message into the wrong what’s app group and quickly has to delete it. Gaffs are often repeated by ‘gaffers’ without ever seeming to learn from their mistakes

“He’s gone and gaffed again, but at least he got their early and hit...delete for everyone”

by Pezzer November 25, 2020

Gaff

Absolute machiene on the field
Lethal in front of goal
Loves a cheeky red card
Afro is swaz
😏

Gaff is absolute cool dude

by Not prime gaff January 15, 2021

Gaff

Absolute machine at dm
Links up well with shaz bony
Scores endlessly
Gets a few cheeky reds
Loves a goal line clearance

Gaff is better than maldini

by Not prime gaff January 16, 2021