gaff phone

A concoction of alcoholic beverages transferred into an empty 2L bottle of some sort and shared amongst a group of people leaving a house "gaff" party en route to a nightclub.

The name originates from North County Dublin, the bottle resembles a house phone, & everyone always wants to use the gaff phone!

Who wants to use the gaff phone?

Giz a shot of the gaff phone?

Who's next on the gaff phone?

by MalletMan December 13, 2016

Gaffe

As of 2023, “gaffes” is the word the mainstream news media now use to describe the incoherent, nonsensical ramblings of an octogenarian white male with late-stage dementia with an IQ that was well below average prior to the onset of dementia.

For example, one of Joe Biden’s many “gaffes” include his statement: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean. We have plans to build it in…in Angola…We have plans to build one of the largest solar plants in the world. I could go on, but I’m not. I’m going off script, and I’m going to get in trouble.”

by Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe June 15, 2023

gaff

a word you can call someone when having banter. a word to describe someone who is annoying in a joke type of way.

your such a gaff

by ellierams September 15, 2011

gaff aaa

Jack Schoeman.

We Gan back to the gaff aaa

by Hahsgarfa March 18, 2025

Gaff

‣ Verb

- To see.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

- “Did you gaff that shot he took?”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

Gaff bench

Like a couch but for cooncil punters

Fuck, Jerry's just OD'd on the gaff bench

by Tonto King May 3, 2022

The Boy Dem Run in My Gaff

A UK Slang For The American Slang “The Feds Just Done a Sweep”

The Boy Dem Run in My Gaff

by KingHassan February 15, 2025