Future Slag

An insult to a young bitchy girl.

Young bitch: I'm gunna get my brother on you!

Me: Shut it, Future Slag!

by Stephenhawkingtreadmill December 31, 2011

future drugs

Drugs that don’t exist yet, but quite understandably, would mess you up real good if they exist today. Method of delivery is usually in the form of an eye dropper to ensure rapid absorption and onset.

Yo man, give me those future drugs so I can get fucked up until next Tuesday, dawg!

by enjoyedresponsibly May 5, 2018

The book of future

When you stop believing all females are queens and realize you don’t need these hoes to be happy

Guy1:bitches ain’t shit bro
Guy 2: finally read the book of future huh?

by Ed wuncler the third November 22, 2020

future phone

a future phone is a phone that connects to the internet, takes pictures, plays music and videos, and basically does all that stuff that we used to use computers for

an example of a future phone is an iphone, duh

by aborted_robot April 23, 2010

kpop future

LEE CHAN or DINO of the group SEVENTEEN.

Dino, the kpop future

person A: Who is the kpop future?
person B: The one and only LEE CHAN

by wrenen August 19, 2021

future-tech

any technology that one sees being developed in the future

My favorite future-tech idea is the flying cars from 1950's movies.

by Tom Sartain December 17, 2003

Future Edd

A sexy version of Edd Gould (1998 - 2012) that is from the future. He never saw the day of light again because Edd is Dedd. To this day, there are a lot of crazy simps ( crazygirllygirl ) that want to meet Future Edd because he is hot and every other Eddsworld character is STINKY.

"Yo you heard of Future Edd?"

"Yes i want to scratch his chin mmmmmmmmmmmm"

by ryno the reptile man October 25, 2020