Kid named finger

Waltuh put your dic away

I’m not havin se* with you waltuh -kid named finger

by Admiral_Calamari July 19, 2022

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003

No Finger February

No Finger February is a challenge for women not to finger them self for the whole month of February.
No Finger February is the parody of No Nut November.
Rules of No Finger February
no three strikes you only get one
there are no pass you fail you fail

Yo Girl you gonna do No Finger February.

by im the cumpster November 7, 2018

Three Finger Salute

The act of giving the shocker to a military wife.

The Commander gave his wife the three finger salute.

by Upstairs Guide February 20, 2015

fingering

things girls do for pleasure. they stick two fingers in their pussy, and jerk around until they orgasm.

julia wanted to explore her pussy for the first time. she took off her black leggings. she placed her hands on her knees and spread her legs wide open. julia has always heard her friends talking about fingering themselves. so she wanted to try. she remembers them saying it was the second hole, not the pee hole. she ran her pointer finger down, feeling around for the hole. finally found it. “here we go” she thought. so she inserted her finger inside her hole. she didn’t feel anything at first, so she slowly sunk her finger deeper, and deeper. she took her fingertip and massaged the walls of her pussy. it felt so good that she let out a small moan. she could see the hype now. she slowly pushed her finger more in and faster. she wanted more so she took the finger out, and tried the middle and pointer finger at once. she jerked her fingers in and out, moaning louder and louder each time. she didn’t care if her parents heard. she did it faster and faster. “UHH. YES OH YES YESSS.” she screamed. “OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING” she screamed as she jerked her fingers in farther. she started to hear footsteps coming down the hall, but she didn’t care. she pushed her fingers in harder and hit her g-spot. she screamed in pleasure as she started to have an orgasm. her body shook in joy. she mom swung open the door, only to see her there with her fingers inside her deep pussy. julia climaxed, and squirted all over the carpet and her mother’s shoes.

by imsohornyareyou April 3, 2020

Finger Slipped

When you're playing Save the World and a idiotic scammers excuse is that "his finger slipped"

Owner of Island: Alright I got edits on the box. 3. 2. 1.
Scammer: *Scammer grabs weapons and runs to other guys guns*
Owner of Island: What do you think you're doing?
Scammer: I'm so sorry man I was eating KFC because my mom owns it and the grease got all over my clothes, my controller, my hair, and my hand.
Owner of Island: So you're FINGER SLIPPED?
Scammer: I guess.

by huanghu October 12, 2018

five fingered discount

A witty intimation that goods are stolen when someone asks the price of/ or how you acquired an item.

Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
Jack: How'd you pull that?
Colin: Five Fingered Discount

by oz November 7, 2003