forktown

Said triumphantly to annoy your opponent when you fork them in a game of chess.

Knight to c3, check
Forktown!

by eggfrypanonthebeat April 11, 2023

fatty fork

A fork that is left in a food dish for quick bites without all the work of getting a plate.

Who left a fuckin fatty fork in the cake pan!?

by Sunscreen89 September 1, 2016

shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

Florida Forklift

When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

by Creamster May 19, 2021

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014