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foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!
by Funkypigeon.com September 19, 2016
mugGet the foreskin lasagnamug.

foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin
Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.
by teagreen April 13, 2008
mugGet the foreskin fuckmug.

Foreskin Tube

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.
by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 1, 2019
mugGet the Foreskin Tubemug.

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber
by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019
mugGet the Cucumber Foreskinmug.

jewy foreskin

a non jew that has been circumcised
jewy foreskin
by kraits September 24, 2018
mugGet the jewy foreskinmug.

Foreskin Robbery

When you are circumcised at birth, but choose to worship a religion other than Christianity, mulsim culture, or Jewish. Therefore, accepting a religious that does not practice circumcision at birth. So, therefore, someone has committed a foreskin robbery against you.
That damn doctor committed a foreskin robbery!!!
by Gen Z God April 29, 2022
mugGet the Foreskin Robberymug.

Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
by Nigga Central October 4, 2023
mugGet the Foreskin Cancermug.

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