foreskin lasagna

A sexual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. The foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.

*just had sex*
Male: I'm starving
Female: foreskin lasagna?
Male: ok then.....
*female bites off foreskin*
Male: owwwww!!!!!!
Female: it will be worth it
*puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds*
Female: de-lish
Male: IKR!!!!!

by Funkypigeon.com February 12, 2016

foreskin fuck

When one guy peels his foreskin forward and another guy inserts his dick into the tube of foreskin

Dude, I hate that gay couple. They're practically foreskin fucking in public.

by teagreen April 06, 2008

Crumple Foreskin

When your meat whistle is too large for the glory hole, it happens. booya!

Hey Crumple Foreskin has your daughter wove me a nice foreskin made of gold or did she carry on the family name & Crumple me Foreskin?

by Ball splat November 08, 2019

Foreskin Tube

The failed vase you made in ceramics

Student: Mrs. teacher, I've finished my vase.
Mrs. Teacher: What is that Foreskin tube lookin ass vase.

by LiberalDestroyer6969 April 01, 2019

foreskins on a raft

Naval slang for chipped beef on toast.

"What are the cooks serving today?"
"Foreskins on a raft."

by wanfuforever January 13, 2014

Cucumber Foreskin

That horrible moment in every mans life where you haven’t washed your penis for so long that it starts to grow mild and become green and begins to look like a cucumber

Man I got that cucumber foreskin again

by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

foreskin lick

when ur man is uncut and u like to clean the dick cheese out of his cock folds with your tongue

John: "hey babe my dick feels itchy... wanna give me a foreskin lick?"

by get_it July 30, 2019