Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
by SnO-b December 15, 2020
Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 13, 2019
Jesus is a smart Cute and amazing person he is very funny but sometimes he can get serious and gets very sensitive at time if ur luck u will date a Jesus just dont take advantage of him and don't break his heart
by BBYGAB October 11, 2019
by Jesusthebigdicknig August 05, 2019
1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show
by Whitestpersonever January 11, 2020