Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety
Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie
by JoeyFastFingers October 27, 2013
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banter panther

Somebody who is always up for banter or fun. Likes to go wild on a night out

Can be used sarcastically too
"Yo he's a banter panther with the ladies"

"I can't go I'm studying"
"Wow you banter panther"
by KM90 March 18, 2014
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banter machine

A device for combatting Negative Banter, and capable stopping a Bantex in its tracks. It can create banter from nothing simply by existing, thus enlivening otherwise dull conversations and events.
The original (and arguably best) Banter Machine is a large megaphone, with a REALLY annoying siren.
by TourC*nt May 09, 2005
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Banter FC

Usually a word to describe a team that is in their downfall era.
Hey Alex how are Man United doing?

They are absolutely terrible and Ole needs to get sacked.
They are banter fc tbf what do you expect lmao.
by Deathy November 07, 2021
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Banter Boomerang

cumming in your pants and then spinning them around your head and throwing them at a girl just like a boomerang, if you hit your target with devastating effect then you must take up your bantlers and shout LIKE.
Big jugs-"oh my god did you just jizz in your pants"
Tyson-"yeah i did and you better prepare for the banter boomerang"
Big jugs-"what?!, ouch that hit me with so much force the jizz has covered my whole face!"
Tyson" LIKE!"
by KingKir August 01, 2011
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banter shag

sexual intercourse with an individual mainly for the amusing anecdote (i.e. a shag for the banter)
-Why did you shag that last night? It looked like an umpa lumpa?

-Not many people can say they've shagged an umpa lumpa, can they?

-That's true. I guess it was a good banter shag.
by gggigggi September 21, 2009
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Banter Squad

is a group of people who going around having banter together. Its basically a group of friends going out having a laugh and your only allowed in the banter squad if the head of the banter squad says that you have good banter
bob: you have so much banter want to join my banter squad
fred: what is a banter squad
bob: just a group of friends that go out and have a laugh together
by lewis stanmore June 11, 2014
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